Dear Santa,
I'm sorry our first face-to-face visit wasn't very jolly. You definitely redeemed yourself with all the wonderful presents and stocking stuffers you left us. I'm also kind of glad that your friend the Elf is no longer lurking around the house and spying on me. He even managed to find me in Utah!! He sure is a sneaky little dude.
Please let your wife (I believe her name is Mrs. Claus) know that although I'm usually okay with hamming it up for photographers, I reaaaaaaallllly don't like it when people make a big deal about trying to get me to smile in front of strangers and big bearded men in red suits. Her clown horn was a tad much for me to handle.
All in all I think you're a pretty cool fella and I might be willing to give you another chance. How 'bout next year? Do you think you'll be around then? Rumor on the streets is that you know where to find me.
Sincerely,
Coop (and my little bro Cruz)
PS. You kind of smell like beef and cheese. At least my Mom asked me if you did. She thinks she's soooooooooooooo funny and says it's one of her favorite movie lines. I'm learning that my Mom isn't quite as funny as she thinks she is. Shhhhhhhh, don't tell her I told you that. I don't think she can handle the truth just yet. In the spirit of the Holidays, let's allow the lady to think she's funny.
3 comments:
That is one funny picture. He looks like he is just trying to block it all out - "make it all go away Momma!!"
That looks like the quality Santa too! No fake beard there.
Poor Coop. I sympathise with him - don't make me sit on that strange man's lap while a strange lady honks a loud horn at me. Cruz doesn't look unhappy, but a little like "What the heck IS this?"
Never mind the Claus', I hope the little guys are getting in some quality grandparent time!
Maybe next Christmas your friend Elf and Santa will be more fun! P.S. Coop, you Mom is funny!
Post a Comment